Uncyclopedia Lite was until recently a very distant relative of Uncyclopedia. It was originally written by a very distant relative of Oscar Wilde who was also a health-food nut. He said that "Uncyclopedia is hilarious, but just look at the Main Page. You can tell it has at least 20 grams of trans fat. I might even have to get quadruple bypass surgery, now that I've been reading this shit. My coronary arteries are all clogged up with Euroipods by now." In a seizure one night, this very distant relative of Oscar Wilde (whose name is currently unknown... would have saved us a lot of time) created Uncyclopedia Lite. Not funny, but better for you.