It was another in a long string of late nights for Jon. He had suffered far more than a dent in his CV from his recent and early departure from school, as having no responsibilty for the first time in his life had, for some unknown reason, sparked insomnia. Well, he blamed his school leaving, but it could just as easily be the red bull and cocaine. "Fuck off." "We are from the planet E-coli of the Anus Galaxy, and we have travelled for many Eons to meet you." "No, I don't want to buy double glazing." "Do you have my pizza? Did I order pizza?"