Spontaneous Human Retardation (or SHC) is a severe medical condition treatable only by an immense blazing inferno of death. Luckily for us, our immune system has developed over the years to be able to very quickly react to Spontaneous Human Combustion, so we generally have no reason to worry, as our white blood cells will create the necessary burning inferno of death and cure the condition without the need of other medical treatments, like costly placebos and vitamins. Your body is doing its part to save the economy!(which isn't worth saving)