Plastic Jesus was formed in a crude Korean workshop, right next to a machine that pumped out those little plastic Smurfs that people used to stick to the ceilings of their bedrooms back in the eighties. Shipped directly to the Brisbane suburb of Kedron he was given as a gift or a really crappy present at a church fete to local trouble-maker, Jonny Garnfugit. Garnfugit promptly shoved Plastic Jesus up his nose whereupon he was immediately taken to the children's ward of the Royal Brisbane Hospital for exploratory surgery. After being successfully treated, Plastic Jesus ended up with a minigun and a laser in his hands. He uses these holy plastic weapons to punish those who worship the devil.