How Not To Write A Total Drama Fic, written by BadAsp, is a parody of bad fanfiction out there on the Internet, like My Immortal and The Phrase That Pais. The author of this fanfic assures you that the upcoming Total Drama Alpharama will not end up like this. HOW NOT TO WRITE A TOTAL DRAMA FIC PART 1: GWEN All of a suddenly, she walked into a guy! It was... Trent! Gwen Night'shade Sassafrass Dementia du Yormother looked up and starred into his eyes like limpid pools of water from the oshun. "My name is Gwen," said Gwen. "My name is Trent," said Trent. It was... Cody! "Hi, Cody," said Trent.