Hello, and welcome to the one and only instructional course on not being stupid. Today we will focus on your incredible stupidity, and attempt to extinguish it. To do this, many steps will have to be taken, so don't be surprised when someone starts yelling at you for no reason that you can perceive. Remember, this is THE instructional course on not being stupid, it is your privilege to be here, not vice-versa. Now sit back and try not to relax, because only stupid people relax.