Dead Baby Syndrome (DBS) is a variant form of rabies, and the symptoms include, but arent limited to: laughing, ROFL, LMAO, foaming at the mouth, stomach cramps, and severe weakness due to tremors. A very strange side effect of DBS is the effectee starts speaking universal truths such as illegal immigrants Mexicans should say in Guatemala, or the only risk Black people are in is being patronized to death. Though they speak these truths, answers to questions like "What is the meaning of life?" (we all know the answer to that...) have never been answered by the victims. Most babid people, if they haven't been vaccinated, can't be helped. Like people with the Gay/Lesbian disease. But, if enough medicines are swallowed, such as methadone, adderoll, oxycontin, etc., it's been observed that this