A self-important douche that convinced a number of pitiful shut-ins that he was cool by crooning badly over a shitty song from the 80's. Though banned he posts through a number of other user names believed by many to account for as much as 50% of all board contributors. Famously called Wrestling Observer Live to ask Dave about accepting bribes. Is considered "over". Fan of the Knee Crow Butcher. Has his own theme song.