You must aim I , Iyer, Even Iyer (Usual advice from Iyer parent to offspring) Iyers or hin-jews (being the closest thing there is to a jew in India) are a community of hindu people. They are headquartered in Tamil Nadu, India , but with points of origin ranging from Bomb-bay to Bangalore to Calcutta, Iyers are found all over the world, infiltrating all types of organizations and nations. They are blessed with amazing mathematical skills (as testimony to which they have produced three Nobel laureates and one world chess champion). They are also extremely socially awkward and have a knack for offending others easily. Iyers have adapted to this by being very suspicious of others, including each other.