Announcer/Jerk [v/o]: "Previously on Some Jack with a Cutlass..." Announcer Jerk [v/o]: "And now, Jerk's alive again because reasons!" Jerk [v/o]: Naturally, it starts raining and the Murphys [Evers] take shelter in this hodge podge for rich weirdos. Jim Evers: [Calls out to anyone in the mansion] Hello? We're the Evers. Jerk: [To Horror Guru] Is he okay? Horror Guru: I've seen this before. It's a strain of Draculon brain disorder caused by a surplus of set and a shortage of movie. Count Jackula: [Sad] Me want set! Me no have set! Movie have set! Movie bad! Guru: By the grace of Zod! Jerk [v/o]: GOD!