Wake up, The house is on fire And the cat's caught in the dryer Philosophy's a liar when Your home is your headstone "Icon" is the last chance for hope When there's no such thing as heroes Your faith lies in the ditch that You dug yourself in Last chance to piss it all away Nothing but hell to pay When the lights are going down Oh, deadbeat holiday celebrate your own decay There's a vacant sign that's hanging high On a noose over your home Oh, deadbeat holiday get on your knees and pray There's a vacant sign that's hanging high But at least you're not alone Christmas lights in the middle of August