The Narrator's Omnibus is a filing cabinet that is bottomless. It contains all the abandoned articles, stories, ideas and scraps that have been put in there by Mayor McFlapp or by Director Benny. The filing cabinet stands in the Coffee Room at the Bureau of Fiction. Any member of staff can take a record out of the omnibus, change it or expand it, then submit it to Director Benny for approval. These "Adopted Articles" are given a red ribbon when filed in the Department of Article Management, and the staff who edited it first has all OOC rights. However, some staff, mainly Bureau of Entropy spies, create articles that could be potentially dangerous so the Bureau has a member of the Moose in Black track them down and delete them. THe Omnibus seems to radiate Wutt Energy, suggesting that it ha