Kevin Kouzmanoff (born July 25, 1981, in Newport Beach, California), known as "Kooooz","The Crushin' Russian" (despite having Macedonian descent ), or "Mashin' Macedonian", is a Major League Baseball player with the San Diego Padres. He became the third player to hit a grand slam in his first major league at bat after Bill Duggleby in 1898 and Jeremy Hermida in 2005, and the first to do so on the first pitch.