Dot and Eric Sutherland give Kirk and Beth tickets to Cyprus as a wedding present. Beth is less thrilled to hear they'll be staying with Kirk's parents at their donkey sanctuary. Liz loses it with Steve when she finds him playing with a Rubik's cube without a care in the world and orders him into the bar. Luke goes into the Rovers at Kirk's insistence. A drunken Julie sees Arlene flirting with Dev and marks her card. Beth tells Sophie and Maddie their Madonna outfits are from March 1990. Maria is livid when she sees Luke in the Rovers and refuses to introduce him to her parents. Beth makes Kirk promise to let her have the last chocolate in the box (among other things) and they have their first dance. Sean has given up on Billy when he arrives, having been held up at work. Julie apologises