JACKListen, there were objects so peculiarThey were not to be believedAll around, things to tantalize my brain It's a world unlike anything I've ever seenAnd as hard as I tryI can't seem to describeLike a most improbable dream But you must believe when I tell you thisIt's as real as my skull and it does existHere, let me show you This is a thing called a presentThe whole thing starts with a box WEREWOLFAre there locks? HARLEQUIN DEMONIs it filled with a pox? DEVILA poxHow delightful, a pox JACKIf you pleaseJust a box with bright-colored paperAnd the whole thing's topped with a bow CLOWNIt's a bat