Clubmab is a entirely abstract concept? Like the grandfather paradox it holds burns into cheese and releases a powder. Clubmab is not human! He was an elf. Basically. Everyday while people hoped wished the elf to meet with us? It was an elf. I am a elf. Ain't we all? He was involved in a rap video with Mr tea, they couldn't afford the real MR T because he was processing chicken breasts on charlies farm. Bolf.