[[Category:Season transcripts]] Twilight Sparkle: No distractions. Today is too important. Re-shelving day! Understanding Medieval Equestria goes in Pony History. Modern Spellcasting. That's Classics. The Art of the To-Do List... Actually, I kinda wanna read that again. Spike: [chuckling] Twilight Sparkle: Spike! What are you laughing at? Spike: This little beauty is my birthday present to myself! It's a fire ruby! I've been aging it for months, and it's almost ripe! [tuning fork pings] Spike: [giggles] Hey, you took my advice! Just use the whole floor as one big shelf. Twilight Sparkle: [growls] [theme song] Rarity: [muffled] Hellooo? [normal] Anypony home? Twilight? [gasps] Is that a fire ruby?! Huh, that must be at least twenty carats! No inclusions, pristine facets...