If you had to name some of our bank holidays, what would you call them? Given this would be a retrospective exercise, perhaps something that reflects what most of us were doing on Monday. National Lawn Mowing Day? Queue Up At Ikea Day? Fall For The Carpet Warehouse Half Price Sale (Must End Tuesday) Day? Sounds like a no-brainer with very little persuasion required. If Mr Brown agreed to this instant vote winner, the first one would be in October 2009. When’s the next general election likely to be? Austin Macauley, editor, New Start Online magazine