Skipper: Kowalski, have you seen my calendar? Kowalski: Calendar? Skipper: Yes, I've had it around here someplace, but it seems like the darn thing just upped and walked away. Skipper: (offscreen) It was like we had some operations scheduled this week. Importante operations. Skipper: Either you boys seen my calendar? Rico: Nope. (as Private reappears) Skipper: (suspicious) Hmm. Strange. Private: Yes, while in the meantime, we can just carry on as usual, you know, some cute and cuddly antics for the guests. Rico: Uh-huh. (as Kowalski reappears) Kowalski: Roger that.