Nostalgia Chick: Really and truly crapping on movies made by people far more successful than anyone you’ve had anything to do with is not easy work. But sometimes you have to ask yourself: why do these things exist? Are they, the product of a creative spark somewhere? Or, are they a studio mandate for ‘em to hand to a third-grade production house? NCh: And lets get this straight. At best, they’re OK, at worst, they’re awful and they only serve to make the studio look bad. Worse. NCh (VO): BRAND. NAME. RECOGNITION.