Sun-Tzu (2/2/40 - 4/9/1041) is best known as the inventor of war. Born Sunshine Tzu, Sun-Tzu changed his name at the age of 14 when he realized that his parents were a bunch of dirty hippies and he'd never succeed in politics with a name like Sunshine. At the age of 15, Sun-Tzu began his illustrious career in Chinese politics. He also liked taking papers away. He was allergic to eating them though.