Nigga, I wrote me a bomb-ass article called A wizard did it, and I was like "Aw, hell yeah! This here's the shit!" I show it to my baby momma and she like, "Aw, shit, nigga, that shit is FUNNY!" And I axed her, "Bitch, think I should put it on VFH?" So SHE say, "I ain't no bitch!" So I say, "Bitch, you best shut the fuck up!" So she say, "I said I ain't no bitch, do-you-have-a-hearing-problem-nigga?" So I smack her. And then I put that shit up on Pee Review, fo' sho'. But I wrote that shit last Thursday! It been fuckin' fo-eva!