"Gin a Body Meet a Body" is an alternate-universe short story by Squibstress. It was written for the 2012 Samhain Smut Fest on LiveJournal. The title comes from a refrain of the 1782 poem by Scottish Poet Robert Burns: Gina body meet a bodyComin thro' the rye,Gin a body kiss a body,Need a body cry? “Gin a Body Meet a Body” won second place for "Best Invented Magic" and third place for "Best Het Smut" in the Fall/Winter 2012 HP Fanfic Fanpoll Awards, and second place for "Best Legacy Story" in the “Minerva McGonagall” category in the Spring/Summer 2013 HP Fanfic Fanpoll Awards.