"Don't Send Me No E-Mail Unless You're a Female" was a musical composition written and performed by the Human musician "Sonny" Clemonds on Earth in the year 1993. A novelty hit about the relatively new communication medium of e-mail, the song was performed at Vic's Lounge at the Dunes Hotel in Las Vegas in the year before Clemonds's 1994 death. (TOS - The Eugenics Wars novel: The Rise and Fall of Khan Noonien Singh, Volume 2)