(Episode begins at Krusty Krab with SpongeBob and EJ in the Kitchen) SpongeBob: Order up! (Plays ding 3 times) Mr. Krabs: How's it looking out there, boy? SpongeBob: Like two more satisfied regulars, Mr. K. Mr. Krabs: I ain't interested in same old regulars, SpongeBob! So I took out an ad in the Bikini Bottom Examinor to bring in some new customers! Twas a bargain too. (SpongeBob takes a magnifying glass and looks at it) Only cost me a nickel. So tell me now, boy. How many new customers we got out there so far? EJ: Oooh, let me see there was... none. Hermes: I don't know. But they're selling!