Aye up, th'ast found t' reet gradely page fo' t' dialect Lanky Twang. This generally is made up o' various incompre'ensible words n' phrases, by 'eck. Ev'ry person born int' range o' Lankisher 'is, at birth, bestowed upon givent' name 'ar' (Tho' it's offen spel' R East o' Wiggin') as a prefix t' their name. It is a little known fact tha' 'ar Kelly' got-tis name from Lanky Twang. Places where tha'll find native speakers o' Twang include Wiggin, Blakbun, Bernlee, Prestun and Sent Ellins, Boltunn, Rochdale, Owdham and MossTunn.