The Caledonian Habitation Zone is the irradiated remains of Scotland, which for years was under Brit-Cit control. The largest settlement is Glascal. Cal-Hab is also the home of trashzine artist Kenny Who?. The population is famed for violence, deep-frying everything, drunkenness and penny-pinching - Prog 1540 revealed it has only two charities and one of them is campaigning for an increase in miserly behaviour.