George W. Bush's secretary is George W. Bush's secretary. She has no name, no personality, and no face. She is actually a trained ninja/kung-fu expert, and she sometimes helps George W. Bush when he stupidly gets himself into trouble on his TV show. Most of the time, though, she doesn't feel like it. File:Mario head smaller.jpg This thing's a . It doesn't appear in dictionaries, so listen up what a stub is: A very small garbage can, with only a little junk. ADD MORE JUNK TO IT SO IT BECOMES A GIANT GARBAGE CAN!