Wuzzle's origins are a bit of a mystery. Some say he was found as a stray at woodhall service station, some say hes the product of an overfunded government experiment on cuteness. He promptly escaped from his maximum security holdings. He spent some years surviving as a soldier of fortune. If you had a problem, and if you could find him, maybe you could hire the Wuzzle. Some say hes from another world entirely, enhabited exclusively by other Wuzzles. Our Wuzzle disagreed with the politics of his leaders after he voted in an election that no-one actually won. He buried a load of faeces under the leaders home and waited till nightfall to set it on fire. He then made his getaway in conveniently the only craft on his planet capable of space travel, which had been left on the road next to him w