Your birthday this week: Gemini! Geminis tend to play it safe. You are well suited to such occupations as mindless drone, middle management, panhandler, manure research scientist, and palindrome. It is a little known fact that there are no Danish Geminis. Children generally don't like you, so you probably shouldn't procreate. Famous Geminis in history include Liberace, Idiocrates, the Mona Lisa, Mister Rogers, Queen Latifah, Larry Craig, Roger Moore, Mary Baker Eddy, the Ganges, Bob Dole and Ignatius of Loyola.