The first and only entry of a SAGuys Cookery Book. Created as a tasty snack by Jake. Recipe 1. * Acquire a Milky Way. 2. * Find a microwave oven device. 3. * Open door, place Milky Way on a square of kitchen roll. 4. * Set timer for twelve seconds. This is vital. 5. * Close door, cook. 6. * Open door, take out Milky Way 7. * Eat off of kitchen roll. Fucking winner. However, Jacob, curious one day and home alone, decided to attempt this himself, with overwhelmingly apocolyptic results.