The Parliament is currently controlled by boat-aphobe, budgie smuggler, model, and Lizard King Tony Rabbit, formerly led by ranga and western bulldogs full forward Julia Gillard, formerly supreme earwax connoisseur Kevin Rudd who used working families to scare John Howard out of The Lodge and Kirribili. In 2013, Kevin07 rose from the dead to kick Gillard out of office. He then evolved into Kevin13. Lord Rupert finally used his chance to kick Kevin13 and his mob out and installed professional Catholic reptile Abbott as leader so they can begin a new reign of terr.....ificness.