Stittsville is a suburb of Ottawa, Canada. It is frequently referred to as the seventh layer of hell. The region contains mostly shrubbery, little houses, demons, and cave trolls. It has been referred to as "a God-forsaken wasteland" due primarily to the roiling shroud of eternal night permeating the sky in a 5 kilometer radius around the towns water tower. Due to its unfortunate location in Canada, it quite embarrassingly freezes over every year from September to early June.