Beardia is a an off the map country that is famous for the Beard Pets they have manufactured and shipped in by the jolly Santa Claus. It is a backwards nation when it comes to technology and many refer to it unkindly as a 'Third World Nation', which makes no sense because we get our freakin' everything from God damned Santa Claus. It is a mostly neutral country when it comes to foreign affairs, but does not tolerate the Amish. It will usually only attack another nation if attacked first, unless they're Amish. They're just screwed. Beardia is currently researching nuclear technology for the use of nuclear power beards but believes nuclear weapons should be banned. (I know, we're kind of hypocritical.) The military of Beardia has been positioned at all border crossings and is arresting all A