Peculiarly enough, ancient Egyptians (or "trouts" as they're affectionately referred to incognito) have absolutely nothing to do with this particular name. If they did though, it would probably have proceeded like this... PHAROAH Scribe, take down this edict for the people. SCRIBE Yes my all-majestic God-king. [Scribe fetches some papyrus and sits ready to scrib-le (bad wordplay joke)] PHAROAH Ahem. Good evening people. [Scribe starts writing] PHAROAH Your God-king wishes to inform you of a new development in Egyptology - or is it names? Well whichever. [Scribe sighs] SCRIBE Yes my Pharaoh.