According to Bruce Campbell's True Word, the following are the worst 100* Songs ever made. Readers are required to have their sporks to hand. 130. the will jago song: ohhh will jago, ohhh will jagoooooo, I love it when you sing that special song, sing that special song, sing that special song, ohhh will jago, whenever you're around, i jump and kick the ground, ohhh will jago yeah yeah gay fish yall, ohhh will jago, you sacrificed a cow, while performing the gypsy bow, ohhh will jago yeah, (uh)