Betsy Salkind (born November 25, 1963) an actress, comedian, sketchwriter and former drummer for the rock band Phenobarbidolls, Betsy served as a staff writer for the Season 9 episode of Roseanne titled "Roseambo". Betsy's stand up career includes an early banning in Boston, where she performed "The Emperor's Getting F**ked," a short piece about misogyny, racism, and viciousness in the comedy clubs. Performed only twice, it caused a stir in the comedy community and took her for several years into the world of performance art. Several years later she reemerged in New York and LA comedy clubs and is a regular at NY's Comic Strip and LA's Comedy Store, and has appeared on "Girls Night Out, Stand-Up, Stand-Up, ESPN's ARLI$$,Pet Shop with Andy Kindler, NBC-TV's The Tonight Show With Jay Leno, a