Colbert Report City is a city in the U.S. state of Utah and is the capital of the Colbert Nation. It was officially self-incorporated by Stephen Colbert on July 25th, 2007 episode of The Report. The exact location of Colbert Report City is a state secret, and known only to a select few it-getters. Vote for the new mayor of Colbert Report City: Stephen Colbert a Crackwhore a Dead Circus Chimp a Roll of Quarters * Note: the IP addresses of those who do not vote for Stephen Colbert will be recorded and forwarded to the appropriate authorities at the Secret Service.