It's late in the evening, or maybe late in the early morning. You're at the end of a trying day of work, playing xBox, and being bored. Your girlfriend, boyfriend, or whoever, is fast asleep dreaming of spending time with someone other than you. You've tucked your kids, grandkids, mother, father, or grand parents into bed and sat down to find some spank material to take care of business before hitting the hay yourself.