Bert Scurvyburp is a Pirate Quartermaster NPC at Gnarled Forest's Brig Rock. With Stromling Pirates and Stromling Admirals taking over Brig Rock and Swabbie the Monkey madly firing a pistol, Bert Scurvyburp has taken up a position on a wooden platform near the entrance to Brig Rock. Hearing the commotion, Arrrthur Arrrbuckle sends players to check in with Bert and find out what is going on. Pinned down by Swabbie's gun firing, Bert Scurvyburp sends players to take the pistol away from the monkey.