Joey brought Alex a steaming VHS tape that contained a weird He Man fan film. Mike ate a Dumpster Kitten! Alex announced the annual Intern Olympics! Interns would compete in several challenges, including cleaning off a cheesy Eddie and helping the impossibly old Corrado cross the set. Ali's intern was Jana and Alex's was Wes, and each host delivered a pep talk to their intern. Alex berated Wes the entire time and then took him out back and shot him. Gostalgia featured the N64 games Goldeneye, Pokemon Snap, and Mario Kart 64. The show closed out with TPOTSWIC, and Mike ate Wes' corpse!