"HOWDY HO, FELLOW TRAVELER. YOU SURE LOOK TASTY TODAY." "COME TRY YOUR LUCK AT SOME MYSTERY GIFTS AND OOH WOW I'D SURE LOVE TO EAT YOU UP." "THERE'S A 1/100 CHANCE YOU'LL GET THE MOST POWERFULL ARMOR IN ALL OF THE GALAXY. THE FABLED 4TH AGE ARMOR!"