At the tender age of six, Saboroso was visited in a dream by the glorious Virgin of Guadalajara, who brought him wisdom on a platter stacked with tacos. Upon consuming these tacos, Saboroso was filled with immense power and flatulence, with which he was told to "bring ominous, foreboding, ill-portented, sinister, dark doom" upon a powerful enemy in the future. Unfortunately, his young mind did not yet grasp the importance of the prophesy, as he took the fiery vision to be an advertisement for a hot sauce sale.
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