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| - At the tender age of six, Saboroso was visited in a dream by the glorious Virgin of Guadalajara, who brought him wisdom on a platter stacked with tacos. Upon consuming these tacos, Saboroso was filled with immense power and flatulence, with which he was told to "bring ominous, foreboding, ill-portented, sinister, dark doom" upon a powerful enemy in the future. Unfortunately, his young mind did not yet grasp the importance of the prophesy, as he took the fiery vision to be an advertisement for a hot sauce sale.
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| - At the tender age of six, Saboroso was visited in a dream by the glorious Virgin of Guadalajara, who brought him wisdom on a platter stacked with tacos. Upon consuming these tacos, Saboroso was filled with immense power and flatulence, with which he was told to "bring ominous, foreboding, ill-portented, sinister, dark doom" upon a powerful enemy in the future. Unfortunately, his young mind did not yet grasp the importance of the prophesy, as he took the fiery vision to be an advertisement for a hot sauce sale. But then, tragedy struck. After returning home from school one day, Saboroso found, to his horror, that his entire family had been murdered, and that a Great Wall had appeared to divide his homeland. As the inferno roared high above the wall, the face of Saboroso's nemesis appeared above the flames, and Saboroso screamed in pain and hatred. Barred from ever again entering the Land of Cactus, Saboroso realized that only by becoming stronger could he prove a worthwhile challenge to his clan's killer and sworn-enemy, Dōnārudo Turāmpu. Through his desire for vengeance, he gained even more immense power. As the last member of the Macho Clan, Saboroso swore he would not rest he had had his revenge, which is among his driving goals to this day.
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