Announcer: And now Chester A. Bum covers the massive snowstorm in Chicago. Chester: (Is standing outside in the snow) This is Chester A. Bum for Channel Awesome, here to cover one of the biggest snowstorms that Chicago's ever experienced! At least I think it's one of the biggest. I'd be really surprised if this wasn't one of the biggest! Um... I'm not really sure why they have me out here. I...guess they just want somebody to cover the snowstorm. (Looks around and gestures up) There it is! It's cold, it's white, and it's freezing my nipples off! I... I-I don't even have a microphone. (Holds up "microphone" he'd been holding) It's just a marker. Sharpie. Gets good reception. I... I-I'm gonna stay out here and keep you informed about how things are going. (long pause) ...Why am I out here ag