George Soros was born to a wealthy family in Hungary and attended the finest private schools. He was so rich that even his butlers had butlers. His parents were too busy running their empire that had a Monopoly on Hungarian Notation that competed directly with Polish Notation in Math, but they soon expanded into New math. George met a friend of his, named Adolph Hitler who was in charge of Germany and indoctrinated George into the NAZI youth and taught him how to be a worshipper of Moloch. George then rejected his old ways, but kept his Moloch worshipping a secret along with his secret relationship to Hitler.