I hate Cheerleaders is a song from Albert Vs Cheerleaders Albert': C! H! E! E! R! The extent of their intellect isn't very far! L! E! A! D! E! R! S! Listen to what this song says! Cheerleaders are evil things With their finger and cell phone rings I hate them for a reason They are unpleasin' When you're watching the football game They interrupt it and yell their names I hate cheerleaders They're evil wicked witches And also total BLEEPs You'll be in the zone And they will yell through a cone And take you out of there Right out of Ish's hair They're loud and annoying And also real boring They'll do those tricks