Sergei Kravinoff was born in Mother Russia to Spider-Man and that chippie Karl Marx. His pet rock was Darkseid, lord of the alien planet Apokolips, and they were one big happy Communist family. However, Spider-Man, the man of the house, sold Darkseid to the Justice League of America to be the pet rock that zombeh-dog Scooby Doo could torture until the end of time. This left Kravinoff distraught, so he defected to the Americans and attended Smallville University alongside Lex Luthor and Clark Kent. In adulthood, Kravinoff traveled to Africa and became a big game hunter because of an unexplainable disdain for Animal Man. Thinking furries count as animals, Kravinoff even tried to blast Beast Boy's head off with a shotgun. When he learned that Spider-Man became a superhero, he went back to Ame