Greys Athletic F.C. is a football team based in Cydonia, Mars. They were originally based in Essex but when the Alien movies came out they were purged. The survivors nicked motors from the Dagenham plant and flew back to their homeworld where they started afresh, playing in the Bristol Downs League, Fourth Division. They then were promoted to the Premiership for no reason whatsoever. This has caused some controversy, as every other team has been docked points for not turning up to away matches at Greys. Greys have therefore won the league, and unbeaten at that. Unfortunately, due to the CIA's beady eye watching their each and every move, and the fact that most records of their existence may only be read by select few Government officials, there has been somewhat of a mix-up around the subj