GGGG or guh-guh-guh-guh to many disbelievers, is a superhero of all ethnicities shoved into one shoelace. Gggg was born twenty seconds ago in your head. His ear is the size of your big toe but his mother was twenty years old went she got her first ear piercing. His noble thoughts brought forth nuclear warfare and later the end of the modern world. Twenty air pilots were found naked in a cave some five years after gggg met his gruesome fate as a plumber, janitor, and monkey-milker. The location of his underwear remains unknown still today. However, despite acts of heroism, gggg died. The End.